America’s Sweetheart Amanda Bynes Threw Her Bong Out The Window Before Getting Arrested

I want to have Amanda Bynes’ babies

Last night, NYPD officers were called into a high-rise apartment on West 47th St. a short while after 7 p.m. They were responding to a call from the building’s doorman who alleged that he saw one of the tenants smoking marijuana inside the building’s lobby. By the time officers arrived, the suspect had already returned to her room on the 34th floor. The person suspected of smoking marijuana in the lobby was (of course!) Amanda Bynes.

When police entered the apartment of Amanda Bynes, an officer asked her about her bong which she had out in plain sight. The quick thinking Amanda Bynes chucked said bong out the window before the officers could examine it for weed. Unfortunately, Amanda Bynes was still handcuffed and charged with marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence.

After being brought down to the nearby precinct, Amanda Bynes was then taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psych evaluation which she so desperately needs. Not because she’s gone crazy or anything, but because she thought that wearing that platinum blonde wig would be a better look for her than the pixie haircut she was hiding underneath it.

Amanda Bynes’ mugshot with ridiculous wig

Amanda Bynes’ mugshot without ridiculous wig

Lose the wig, girl. You look ~~better~~ less crazy without it.

Hopefully, this arrest will knock some sense into Amanda Bynes as she really doesn’t want to win the competition for Worst Hollywood Child Star Trainwreck over Lindsay Lohan. A title that Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting go so easily.